Outage: Cause Unknown
The database server began acting up about ten minutes ago, so I attempted to shut it down for a reboot. It never wanted to do so successfully, so I took the Web server offline to allow the database server to close, but it never did. I forced a reboot of the machine, but it’s not come back online yet. Will advise.
1345 CST: We’re back online. Sorry about that!
1350 CST: Yes, we know that the tables are hosed on The Rumor Forum. A nice REPAIR TABLES run will work, but it’ll take time. Go play in traffic or something if you’re angry about this. 